Your morning chuckle, courtesy of Obama and Kimmel (ajc)
Politico has posted its lists of the 15 best jokes told by Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents Dinner, and the 18 best jokes told by host Jimmy Kimmel. Personally, I think Obama had the better writers, but you can judge for yourself. Here's my choice for the best five by each of them, in no particular order: First, Obama: _- "Now, some have said I blame too many problems on my predecessor, but let’s not forget that’s a practice that was initiated by George W. Bush."_ - "Jimmy got his start years ago on 'The Man Show.' In Washington, that’s what we call a congressional hearing on contraception." - "Recently, [Romney's] campaign criticized me for slow-jamming the news with Jimmy Fallon. In fact, I understand Governor Romney was so incensed he asked his staff if he could get some equal time on 'The Merv Griffin Show.'" - "Look at this party. We’ve got men in tuxes, women in gowns, fine wine, first-class entertainment. I was just relieved to learn this was not a …
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