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Handy Suggestions For Funny Halloween Costumes For 2010

The Halloween season is a great time of the year when individuals young and not so young want to dress up in perhaps funny Halloween costumes or scary masks to venture out ringing doorbells for candy and also to those fantastic Halloween fancy dress parties. As ever, there is definitely a massive assortment of outfits to choose from that you can either design on your own or simply get them from a shop, online or otherwise. For many, it happens to be a lot of fun to shop for funny Halloween costumes and a great way to pick out all these fancy dress costumes might be to study widespread media stories which happened during the preceding couple of years.

Just what exactly has been popular in the news? Think about Tiger Woods? As most people know, he has been and even now is a very successful pro golf player who has gotten loads of media exposure for many years for being so great at what he does. Having said that, it’s not so much for his abilities on the golf course that he grabbed the headlines just lately. You would most likely have had to have been sitting on a desert island not to find out about his admitted cheating on his Swedish now ex-wife, Elin Nordgren. Unfortunate as this may have been for the two people concerned, it is definitely a great topic for a funny Halloween costume. You can get a terrific Tiger Woods mask provided with bruising and an absent front tooth, and there is also a Cheetah Woods hat with a golf club bent over the top of it. Most likely you get the picture!

Yet another possibility for funny Halloween costumes from the media reports of the year, let’s turn our sights to the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. In April 2010, this was the site of a huge disaster when there was an explosion and fire, bringing about an oil slick. Undoubtedly, this was an environmental disaster, but it was also a disaster for the company which owns the oil rig, BP – equally with regards to the firm’s financial standing as well as for its public relations. So once again, you could use this funny Halloween costume idea? You can get a set of oil-soaked overalls bearing the BP logo. In this instance, BP is short for Bad Planning. Use a little greasepaint to the skin and you will be ready to go with a seriously topical example of funny Halloween costumes.

Lastly, anyone who witnessed the 2010 MTV Music Awards, could not have failed to notice the Lady Gaga meat dress which evidently weighed 50 pounds. That’s right, she wore a costume constructed from fresh flesh and naturally this proved to be really questionable. Therefore, if you fancy being thrown to the wolves at a fancy dress party, why not consider sporting a Lady Gaga meat dress this Halloween? It does not matter if you are a guy or a gal to pull off this funny Halloween costumes idea successfully. It is possibly not recommended to work with actual meat, for a whole variety of factors, but you can use a meat costume, and you might like to incorporate a little bit of extra gore by covering your face, legs and arms with imitation blood. In this way, there won’t be any flies on you. Actually, you can improvise and attach fake flies all over your costume – you will need to use your own imagination for this though.

In any case, you can see that there are loads of funny Halloween costumes that you can pick from this year. Tiger Woods, the BP oil spillage and Lady Gaga are just a few targets for parody. It is possible to in all likelihood think of a good deal more ideas also if you do your own research.
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